David Chu's 4-Star Menu Creator
Americans today are more interested than ever in fine dining.
Maybe you want to start up your own 4-star restaurant. You've ponied up every last dollar you have, alienated every person you know by asking for loans, and you're all ready to make the big move. But you don't have the culinary creativity of people like Alain Ducasse, Thomas Keller, or Alice Waters. In fact, you wouldn't know duck foie gras if it flew into your living room and landed on your head.
Here is just what you need - a 4-star menu creator! With one click you will have a selection of dishes with suggested prices that will delight the enlightened and baffle the philistines. In fact, they may tax the capabilities of the most adept Culinary Institute graduate. It is recommended that you repeatedly recite the menu aloud to help become conversant in the lingo.
After clicking the button below to make your first menu, keep clicking either "Change" button to make as many menus as you want! The more intrepid of you may decide to contact me with your own menu suggestions. As an additional bonus, each menu comes with its own restaurant name. Bon appetit!